WHO AM BIG GHOST?

I don’t have a problem with these new ads that look at your screen and tell you what you might want. I have had friends who have looked at my screen and suggested stuff but they didn’t know anything, so I always ended up with a pedicure and and taking out flood insurance for my boxers. I am starting to think, however, that AdSense has gotten a little too advanced for my comfort. Every time I log onto Facebook there are two and only two ads:

1) Are you a father and don’t know it? Find out here!

and

2) Are you popping the question soon? Great prices on rings!

Does Facebook know something I don’t?

Ladies and Germs,

Heavy.com presents to you the world premiere of our first music video: Best Laid Plans.

We’re very excited for you to see it. So excited, we’ve made it so that you can click on anything in this blog post, and it will take you to our video on Heavy.com. 

Seriously.

Click here.

Or here.

Or even here. 

Enjoy! 

This blog post contains Jasper’s favorite things.

Frankenstein (the Doctor… not his monster) was always one of my heroes growing up. I always wanted to be a mad scientist, tweaking knobs, playing with electricity, animating the dead… Probably why I started playing electric guitar…

Anyway, following that logic, it only makes sense that the “plug” for Monster Cables (get it?!?) would be proceeded by a making-of/blooper reel.

So without further ado, I present:

“Making Monsters!”

Okay, so today’s blog is somewhat of a Chose Your Own Adventure novel. But don’t stress out. Just try to be yourself, and I’m sure you’ll make it to the conclusion relatively unharmed.

Okay. Ready?

You wake up. Around noon… you’re a little tired, and confused as to why you’re waking up at noon on a Thursday… There was something you were supposed to do today…

Then it hits you! You forgot to….

a. Go to class! Click here.

b. Read the We The Living Blog! Go to chapter two…

You get out of your bed and hop on your laptop. You open up Firefox, and under your bookmarks, you click your link to the We The Living Blog (probably titled “BEST BLOG EVER” … see below.)

You see the latest post entitled MONSTERS!

“AHHH!” You scream, “MONSTERS! OMGZ!”

What do you do?

a. Run out the door, screaming, “OMGZ! OMGZ!” Click here.

b. Take a breath, and face your fears. Go on to chapter three.

After you settle yourself, you read on, and realize those silly boys were talking about Monster Cables, the high-performance, gold-tipped pro audio cables used by professionals and audiophiles across the world!

Phew!

Congratulations on not dying!

Now grab onto someone’s hand, and try not to be scared while watching this video…

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The Van-Go we all know and love is a fruity, happy-go-lucky fellow.

But below his shiny white exterior lies a dark, tormented 6-cylinder engine. . .

It was a lazy Saturday afternoon, but we had an ten hour drive ahead of us when Van-Go started acting up. It was like he was speaking in tongues. Like he was crying. Like his soul was screaming.

But, as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. And this two minute video segment runs about 30 frames per second, which translates to 3,600 words, which is probably longer than most term papers you have to write. And I’m not about to make all of you sit though a term paper.

So, without further ado, I present: The Blair Beep Project.

Whoever said, “Internet is the new radio” . . . was pretty smart.

We stopped in at Fearless Radio in Chicago on Wednesday and did a couple acoustic songs and a little interview. If you missed it, you can check out the podcast of the episode on the Fearless website by clicking here.

We start right around here:

And while you’re listening, check out these in-studio photographs courtesy of Monica Martin.

We were perusing the magazine rack in a Barnes & Noble the other day, when we came across a copy of Bunnies Monthly, which, as it turns out, has nothing to do with Playboy. But we checked it out anyway, and, not really to our surprise, found a bunch of articles about, well, bunnies.

“How To Find the Right Bunny for You!”

… et cetera, et cetera.

And of course, there were dozens of pictures of bunnies. Long-hair, short-hair, big, and, of course, little. Really little. Like, melt-in-your-mouth-not-in-your-hand little. And we must be reading too much Nylon Men because holding a magazine just makes us think fashion, and we got to thinking…

What if carrying around a palm-sized bunny at all times became a fashion trend?

Silly, I know. That’s the one word that could describe such a thought, but We The Living, in a constant effort to be fashion-forward, thought, “What if…?”

We look good, I know. It’s the bunnies. And a picture is worth a thousand words, but GQ writes articles too…

But this brings up a lot of serious fashion questions. Can you wear a spotted bunny with a striped tie? Black bunny, brown belt? White bunnies after labor day!?

There’s only one man who could know these answers: Jasper, Fashionisto.

But until then, tell me your thoughts on these furry faux-paws. Until next time,

<3

Matt